"Hairy pits are a gift you give yourself every day. One, the money you save on razor blades and nair. Two, your pits become a “bullshit person” filter. Anyone that can’t handle my hairy pits are probably not worth my time. They are definitely going to have a problem with my radical politics. We probably won’t even agree on TV shows. So if someone gives you shit for having body hair, just tell yourself “Thank God! One less Family Guy fan I have to talk to.”"
- Bethy Squires, Ask the Advice Witch (via patriarchyforbreakfast)
(Source: bsqu, via patriarchyforbreakfast)
"She’s tough. She tries to hide it. She’s difficult. But if you can make the effort, she’s worth it. She’s worth the effort."
- Derek Shepherd (Patrick Dempsey), Greys Anatomy (via kentucky-girls-wear-pearls)
"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it."
- Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
yeah, i’m gonna reblog this everytime i see it (via bluecartography)
(Source: sh-ocking, via itsdamonsalvatorebitches)
if we are in a relationship all I need is your effort.
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007
(Source: rawrism, via sixpenceee)
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think."
- Blocklava (via blocklava)